Adulting... Not Recommended Shirt

Soft, comfy shirts in sizes XS-4XL (sizes vary by style)

Handmade with silkscreens and ink (no vinyl, no machines), then shipped by me right from my home workspace

Youth & child sizes are available for select designs. Pricing and color options may vary depending on style and availability

Multiple shirt styles offered, including unisex tees, hoodies, long sleeve, v-neck, sweatshirt and tank tops

Most shirts are Gildan Softstyle unless otherwise noted Hoodies are a soft 50/50 cotton poly blend

Want to see all the shirt styles, colors, ink options and the full size chart?

You can find everything inside the Style & Size Guide.

Before adding to your care you'll can add notes about your requested shirt style, shirt color, and ink color. If you aren't sure which ink color looks best with your shirt choice, feel free to leave it blank and I will choose one that fits your design perfectly.

No special treatment needed here 🙌

These shirts are made to handle real life. Just wash and dry them with the rest of your laundry. No extra steps required. Easy peasy.

Handmade and shipped by me from my home workspace... and a little Starbucks.

Please allow up to 14 days for your shirt to be made and shipped. Each shirt is created by hand using silkscreens and ink, so they take a little time ... but they're worth the wait.

Free Shipping
All shirts ship FREE. You will receive an email with tracking as soon as your order is on its way.

I want you to love what you get from me. Every shirt is handmade with care, so returns and exchanges aren't available unless your item arrives damaged or defective.

If something isn't right, you've got 14 days from receiving your order to let me know and I'll make it right for you.

You can read the full return policy here.